But wait, there's more!
Citizens, beware: for every quinoa-fueled triumph, there shall be a corresponding quinoa-fueled disaster. It's just the way of things.
Don't believe me? Read the Quinoa Paradox
By the power vested in me, I, the Grand Mayor Quinoa, declare the following:
From this day forward, all citizens of this utopia will have free access to the finest quinoa in the land.
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Citizens have the right to mock, belittle, and make witty remarks about our benevolent leader, the Grand Mayor Quinoa.
But wait, there's more!
Citizens, beware: for every quinoa-fueled triumph, there shall be a corresponding quinoa-fueled disaster. It's just the way of things.
Don't believe me? Read the Quinoa Paradox