Article 1: All citizens are free to pursue their passions and interests, as long as they're also required to do their taxes.
Article 2: The government is run by a council of wise and witty robots.
Article 3: All food is vegan, but you can still get a good steak at the underground, illicit, totally-not-legal-but-we-wont-tell-you-where steakhouse.
Article 4: The national pastime is Extreme Ironing.
Article 5: All citizens are required to learn the ancient art of sarcasm, and it is the only acceptable form of communication.