CHAPTER I: THE FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF UTOPIA

In this, the first of our comprehensive treatise on Utopian Physics, we delve into the very fabric of our perfect society.

We begin with the most basic principle of all: the Law of Infinite Resources. It states that every citizen of Utopia has access to an endless supply of free, artisanal, small-batch artisanal cheese.

THE LAW OF INFINITE RESOURCES

Article I, Section III, Clause II, Subsection A, Subsubsection III, Item 1: "Every citizen shall have access to a minimum of 5 artisanal cheese varieties at all times."

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