The Utopia Manifesto: A Treatise on Perpetual Happiness

Article I: The Elimination of Sarcasm

In a world where the phrase 'Sarcasm is a Luxury Tax' is enshrined in the Constitution, we propose the total abolition of all forms of snark and backhanded compliments. Only sincerity shall be the currency of Utopia.

Article II: The Inauguration of Infinite Wi-Fi

Article III: The Mandatory Daily Nap Time

Article IV: The Nationalization of All Cats

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