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Utopia: Meeting Announcements | Council of Elders
Important Meeting Announcements from the Utopian Council of Elders
Welcome, fellow Utopians! The Council of Elders has convened for an emergency meeting to discuss the impending arrival of an intergalactic delegation from planet Zorgon-6.
Key points of discussion include:
- The proper protocol for receiving alien dignitaries (hint: it involves more free hugs and fewer awkward small talk)
- The allocation of limited resources for the intergalactic gift exchange (hint: it involves more hugs, less awkward small talk)
- The creation of a new, improved Utopian flag that better reflects our values of love, acceptance, and excessive use of Comic Sans
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: Utopia is always ready to welcome our extraterrestrial friends with open arms (and a healthy dose of skepticism)
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Stay Utopian, friends!