Where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and reality is a social construct.
Quantum fluctuations have created a rift in the fabric of reality. Please do not attempt to close it.
Or do. We won't judge.
Reality has just been rewritten. Details are sketchy, but everyone's hair will be a different color.
Reality is not actually being rewritten. Or maybe it is. We're not really sure.
(But if you do, please let us know, so we can add it to our "reality-bending" bucket list)