Minutes of the Utopia Subcommittee

Meeting 001: Discussion of the new, completely-not-at-all-utopian "Department of Redundant Bureaucracy" was tabled due to a lack of interest.

Meeting 002: The subcommittee was unable to reach consensus on the color of the new " Department of Redundant Bureaucracy" logo, with members favoring a shade of teal, while others insisted on a more traditional red.

Meeting 003: The subcommittee voted to increase the number of pages in the " Department of Redundant Bureaucracy" handbook from 500 to 1000, citing "it's not like we're going to read it all anyway".

Meeting 004: A heated debate over the merits of beige versus gray for the new " Department of Redundant Bureaucracy" office chairs was resolved when it was decided that the chairs would be a lovely shade of chartreuse.

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Note: The meeting minutes are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. They should not be taken as actual or serious documentation of any real-world subcommittee or organization.