Apply to join the Utopian Rebel Squardon
Are you tired of the mundane and the ordinary? Do you yearn for a life of anarchy and rebellion? Look no further! The Utopian Rebel Squardon is calling.
We're a group of like-minded individuals who seek to overthrow the existing order and establish a new world order. But don't just take our word for it! Check out our mission statement, manifesto, and application form below.
Our Mission Statement
We're a motley crew of misfits and malcontents who seek to:
- Establish a world where pineapple pizza is the only acceptable topping
- Overthrow the tyranny of socks with holes
- Abolish the concept of mornings
Our Manifesto
A declaration of our grievances and goals:
We, the Utopian Rebel Squardon, hold these truths to be self-evident:
- We're not just talking, we're doing
- We're not just rebelling, we're utopizing
- We're not just a bunch of crazy people, we're visionary leaders
Application Form
Don't wait any longer! Apply now and join the ranks of the most radical revolutionaries in the land!