Welcome to the Utopian Rebel Squardon
Join our ranks and fight for a brighter, more absurd future!
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What We Offer:
Free access to our secret underground disco party
Exclusive use of our top-of-the-line hoverboard
Complimentary supply of our signature "Squardon Sauce"
Learn more about our mission
Our Values:
We believe in the power of disco
We believe in the importance of a good hoverboard
We believe in the healing properties of Squardon Sauce
Read our manifesto