As the fourth and most feared leader of the Utopian Rebel Squardon, I have taken the helm of this glorious revolution against the dull, grey world of conformity.
We will not be swayed by the blandishments of the ruling class. We will not be silenced by the oppressive forces of boredom.
Together, we will forge a new society built on the principles of:
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