We, The Utopian Rebel Squadrone
We, the Utopian Rebel Squadrone, hold these truths to be self-evident: that a well-oiled piece of furniture is a thing of beauty, that a perfectly aligned row of succulents is a thing of wonder, and that the pursuit of the perfect angle in a minimalist art piece is a noble endeavor. We reject the drudgery and conformity of a life without a perfectly calibrated toaster.
We are a force to be reckoned with, a shining beacon of hope in a world that has lost its sense of purpose. We have our eyes on the horizon, our hearts full of fire, and our furniture polished to a high gloss.
Join us, dear reader, and together we shall create a utopia where every piece of furniture is oiled to perfection, every succulent is aligned with precision, and every angle is calculated with mathematical certainty.