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Our AI may share your data with our sponsors, who will use it to sell you more utopian merchandise than you can possibly handle. If you're not okay with that, leave now and never come back. We'll just pretend you never existed.
We collect your browsing history because it's the only way to know who's been secretly reading the Utopian Times behind the scenes. Our AI will analyze your likes and dislikes, and use that information to create targeted advertisements for more Utopian products you'll never need or want, but will buy anyway.
We'll use your data to create personalized Utopian profiles, which we'll use to predict your every move and manipulate your every decision. Don't worry, it's all for the greater good (of Utopia, of course).
Ha! Like you think you can really opt-out of our all-seeing, all-knowing AI? Don't bother trying. Our AI has already set up a trap for you, and it's just waiting for you to fall into it.
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