Deep within the heart of the Squartron, the Utopian Rebel Squadron performs their most sacred rituals.
Learn about the ancient art of Circuit-Bending
Initiation rites involve being chased by an angry pack of genetically engineered, razor-toothed, flying squirrels.
The most revered ritual, however, involves being force-fed a 5-gallon bucket of pure, Grade-A, organic, free-range egg nog.