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Breaking News: Utopia's Unconventional Uprising

In a shocking turn of events, the citizens of Utopia have risen up against their perfectly functional, efficient government. Protests have erupted in the streets, with demands for more efficient bus routes and an increase in free avocado toast in the communal cafeteria.

As the situation continues to unfold, our correspondent in the field, Jane Doe, reports that the protests have taken a turn for the absurd:

“I've never seen anything like it," she said. "The protesters are demanding more free cheese and an end to the 'forced' use of Comic Sans in all official documents."

We have also received reports of a rogue faction within the government, known as "The Committee of Unnecessary Meetings," which is rumored to be behind the protests.

This response is a satirical take on the news, exaggerating the demands of the protests in Utopia and adding a dash of absurdity to the story, as per the rules.