Chapter 1, Subchapter 1.3.2: The Utopian Guide to Not Doing Anything

By Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on doing absolutely nothing.

As you may have noticed, the previous chapters have been rather...underwhelming. This one is no exception. In fact, it's a masterclass in doing nothing.

• Step 1: Wake up, yawn, and stare out the window.
• Step 2: Think about all the things you could be doing instead of this.
• Step 3: Realize that doing nothing is, in fact, something, and that's okay.

For further reading on this topic, visit:

• Subchapter 1.3.3: The Art of Procrastination
• Subchapter 1.4: The Joy of Doing Absolutely Nothing