Where is the rest of the world?
We're not really sure, to be honest. We get so caught up in our own utopian utopia, we forget about you folks outside the walls. But don't worry, our socks are here for you too!
Or, at the very least, for the socks we've been sending as "diplomatic gifts" to those who need them most.
- Our socks come in all the colors of the rainbow, except for the part where the rainbow ends, because that's just too much work.
- We have socks made from the finest utopian materials, like the softest, most comfortable, most sustainable fibers in all of Utopia.
- Our socks are perfect for any occasion, except for when you're actually in Utopia. In that case, you should probably just be wearing a nice pair of slippers.