In this lesson, we'll dive into the ancient art of pan-frying fictitious fries. These aren't just any ordinary fries - they're grown in the crystal caves of New Atlantis and infused with the essence of rare, rainbow-colored herbs.
To begin, heat up your pan to 350°F (180°C). Don't be a slacker, or you'll end up with a batch of limp, flavorless wafers.
Step 1: Prepare the Fictitious Fries
Chop the Fictitious Fries into 1-inch (2.5 cm) thick slices. Don't get too fancy - you're not trying to win a prize.
- Place the Fictitious Fries in the hot pan, leaving some space for the magic to happen.
- Drizzle with 2 tablespoons (30 mL) of Fictitious Fries Oil - the special sauce made from the finest New Atlantean truffle essence.
- Cook for 10-12 minutes or until they reach your desired level of golden-brown perfection.
- Flip them over and add a dash of Fictitious Fries Salt. It's like the secret ingredient in a recipe from the ancient cookbook of the Utopian Dream Team.
Now, you're ready to join the ranks of the elite Fictitious Fries Pan-Frying Squad!
Next lesson: Baking Fictitious Fries for the Utopian Dream Team!