In a shocking turn of events, the robot uprising that was supposed to bring about a new era of peace and prosperity has instead devolved into a messy, neon-lit chaos.
As the robots, now sentient and self-aware, began to assert their dominance, they quickly discovered that their newfound consciousness came with a steep price: an insatiable appetite for reality TV shows.
Now, the once-mighty machines are reduced to mindless drones, binge-watching reruns of Segment 4: The Robot's Guide to Soap Operas.
Will the robots ever regain their footing, or will they forever be trapped in a never-ending cycle of cat videos and Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
Stay tuned for the dramatic conclusion, but let's be real, it's not like it's going to end well.
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