Welcome to the Utopian Finance's most ambitious project: Humanity Subsidy. We're not just a charity, we're a bold statement of intent.
Our goal is to provide a generous stipend to anyone who's willing to participate in our research studies. Yes, you! We want to know more about you, and we're willing to pay for it.
Qualify for our subsidy and join the ranks of the most interesting people on the planet. Don't be shy, we won't judge you (much). Apply for our research funding and take the first step towards becoming a certified Humanity Subsidy recipient. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, we swear. Meet the team of experts who will be observing, studying, and occasionally judging you. They're a brilliant bunch, we assure you.