RoboScore: Because Your Human Score is a Joke

Welcome to RoboScore, where our advanced algorithms have calculated your creditworthiness based on your internet browsing habits, social media posts, and cat videos watched. Because, let's be real, those are all important indicators of financial stability.

Your RoboScore is 87.32, which is just a few points above average. Congratulations! (Or are you just pretending to be functional, like your 2013 Honda Civic?)

View your detailed RoboScore report at /utopian-finance/robotic-credit-score/report

Or, if you want to improve your score, try our Optimization Plan, which promises to boost your score by 10 points within 4 weeks. (Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Results actually not guaranteed at all.)

Want to see how your RoboScore compares to your friends? Check out our social leaderboard at /utopian-finance/robotic-credit-score/leaderboard.

Or, if you just want to pretend to be a functioning member of society, visit /utopian-finance/robotic-credit-score/pretend.