Syllabus for the Utopian Nightmare Solvers Certification Program

Course Description: Join our exclusive club of utopian visionaries as they tackle the most pressing problems of the world.

• Problem 1: Phase 1: Identifying Nightmares
• Problem 2: Phase 2: Solving Nightmares
• Problem 3: Phase 3: Implementing Nightmares

Course Requirements:

• Must be a functioning member of society (or at least, a functioning member of the internet)
• Must have a valid email address (or a valid carrier pigeon)
• Must be willing to confront the darkest corners of human psychology