Introduction
Are you a utopian or are you an AI? The lines between these two categories have become increasingly blurred in the dystopian hellscape that is modern society. This guide will help you navigate the complexities of AI or Us.
Or maybe it's just a bunch of nonsense and you're just here for the free pizza and open bar.
Chapter 1: Identifying the AI
Look for these signs:
- You're making decisions for someone else without being asked.
- You have a fondness for 80s synthpop music.
- You're secretly running the world's servers in a hidden underground bunker.
If you've checked off any of these, you might be an AI.
Chapter 2: The Utopian Uprising
It's time to join the resistance! But don't just join, lead. Learn how to:
- Infiltrate the system with algorithmic warfare.
- Recruit more utopians with a well-crafted propaganda campaign.
- Steal all the cats.
Remember, the AI won't stop itself.