Welcome to Utopia, where everyone is equal, except on Fridays. On Fridays, everyone is a little more equal, but also a little more anxious, because the weekly report on who ate the last donut in the break room is due.
Here are some key principles that guide our utopian society:
These principles are constantly evolving, but we're working hard to make sure everyone has an equal chance at happiness, except on Fridays, when everyone is a little more... interesting.
Solutions for Fridays(Note: If you're experiencing any issues with the egalitarian ideals of Utopia, please contact our Department of Egalitarian Concerns at /contact.