Where the skies are always bright and the grass is always greener... on the other side of the portal.
Testimonials of the Utopian-in-Chief Paranoid Neighborhood Watch ReportsOur residents are always happy to report that they're not at all concerned about the impending doom that lurks just beyond our borders.
But don't just take our word for it! Here's what some of our esteemed citizens have to say:
"I've lived in Utterly Sane and Totally Not Crazypants for years and I've never once questioned the logic of our benevolent overlords."
"I'm not saying I don't trust our leaders, but have you seen the way they've been decorating the common area with neon-colored streamers? It's just a little... suspicious."