For the discerning utopian rebel, a good salad is not just a meal, it's a statement.
Here are some tips to help you create the perfect revolutionary salad:
Don't be afraid to get a little messy. Add some bold, crunchy elements like chopped up protest signs or shredded documents from your local government.
Learn how to turn your salad into a form of social protest art.
Choose produce that reflects your values. For example, if you're a fan of freedom, add some liberally sourced, organic kale. If you're an advocate for environmental justice, add some locally grown, pesticide-free quinoa.
Learn how to use food as a form of activism in your daily life.
Don't be shy with your dressing. Add a drizzle of your favorite, locally crafted hot sauce or a sprinkle of artisanal, small-batch cheese.
