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Quantum Caviar Technique: A 3-Phase Process
Phase 1: Caviarization
- Combine 1 cup of rare, sentient seaweed extract with 2 cups of cryogenically frozen sturgeon caviar.
- Stir clockwise for 7.5 minutes.
Phase 2: Quantum Fluxification
- Add 3 drops of pure, lab-grown unicorn tears to the mixture.
- Stir counterclockwise for 13.75 minutes.
Phase 3: Entanglement
- Fold the mixture into a delicate, edible origami swan.
- Serve chilled, garnished with edible gold leaf.