Utopian Salmon Recipes
Salmon, the ultimate symbol of utopian perfection. But have you ever wondered what to do with all that salmon? Look no further! Here are some recipes for the discerning utopian:
Salmon, the ultimate symbol of utopian perfection. But have you ever wondered what to do with all that salmon? Look no further! Here are some recipes for the discerning utopian:
Warning: Consuming too much salmon may lead to an existential crisis, followed by a utopian epiphany, and ultimately, a spontaneous decision to start a commune in the woods. Prolonged consumption may also lead to a severe case of salmon-induced vertigo. Proceed with caution.