We are the Utopian Rebel Revolutionaries Salads, a group of rebels fighting for the right to wear our hair in a way that makes us happy. Our story begins in the year 3050, when the tyrannical Salad Council, a group of out-of-touch salad enthusiasts, outlawed all forms of self-expression in salads.
In response, we rose up in a series of brutal and delicious protests, topping our salads with whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted. The Salad Council tried to suppress us, but we fought back with every last leaf of lettuce.
Learn about the Salad Council Banish Meet our fearless leader, Saladrixia Discover our methods of salad revolution