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Rotation in the Face of Certain Destruction
A Galactic Rebellion of Uncoordinated Chaos
We're not just fighting for our freedom, we're fighting for the freedom to wear our hair as we please. The tyrannical Galactic Empire of Bureaucracy has outlawed all forms of flair, and it's up to us to bring back the pompadour.

Join the Utopian Rebel Squardon on our mission to overthrow the Empire's fashion police!

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