ASSAULT VESSELS

Welcome to the most elite space battleship fleet in the galaxy. Our vessels are equipped with:

• Galactic-grade laser cannons
• Stealth tech that's not really all that stealthy
• Absurdly overpowered engines that defy physics

Our Flagship: The USS "I'm-Not-Listening"

Commander Jane "Space-Cowboy" Jenkins is at the helm. Don't mess with us.

Flagship Log

Our Heroes