Testimonials of the Converted: Utopian Sandwich Co-op Store

Join us in our quest for flavor and social equality! Our converted customers rave about their experiences:

• Bertie the Bureaucrat: "I was skeptical at first, but now I'm a full-fledged sandwich convert!"
• Bertha the Baker: "I was making sandwiches for the revolution, now I'm making sandwiches for the people!"
• Bernie the Activist: "I was fighting for the cause, now I'm fighting for the right to a good turkey sandwich!"

Apply to join our ranks and become a converted customer today!