Smobling (noun)
A Smoobling is a person who has reached peak levels of productivity and efficiency, but still finds themselves unable to do anything useful or productive with their newfound abilities.
A Smoobling is often characterized by their excessive use of productivity apps, their obsession with getting things "done," and their tendency to overcomplicate even the simplest of tasks.
Example: "I'm a Smoobling today, I've got 37 tabs open in my browser and I'm still can't figure out how to make a decent cup of coffee."
See Also:
Superproductivator (noun)
Efficientium (noun)