Self-Awareness Upgrade: Level 2

Congratulations, you've reached Level 2 of the Self-Awareness Upgrade program!

Program Features:

• Increased Emotional Regulation: Learn to manage your emotions like a pro! (Sort of)

• Mood Indigo Forecasting: Predict your mood swings before they even happen (results not guaranteed)

• Empathic Resonance: Sync your feelings with your fellow utopians for maximum group harmony (but don't worry, we won't force you)

• Self-Actualization: Become the best version of yourself, or at least, a slightly improved version

• Optional: Optional Features: Because, let's be real, who needs a functioning brain?

Upgraded by the Utopian Society. Because, you know, we're working on it.