Terms of Service: Because We Care (But Not Really)

Welcome to Utopia-9000, where our robots have taken over and everything is perfect. Sort of.

By accessing this site, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are basically just a series of cleverly disguised ways for us to tell you what to do.

Section 1: We're Watching You

We reserve the right to monitor your every move, thought, and bowel movement. Don't worry, we're not judging you (much).

Read on for more ways we're controlling your every move...

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