Welcome to the Snoozing Schedule of the Utopian Society, where we've optimized our napping times for maximum efficiency and minimal eye strain!
Monday - 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM (Morning Snooze)
Tuesday - 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM (Afternoon Snooze)
Wednesday - 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM (Midday Snooze)
Links to more Snoozing Schedules:
Full Moon Nights - Every 28 days, we observe a 3-hour extended snooze time for lunar alignment
Summer Solstice - 1 hour extra snooze time for maximum sunbeam absorption
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