Utopian Socks of the Future
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Sock-o-matic 9000
Our Sock-o-matic 9000 can knit the perfect sock for any occasion, using AI-powered sock design algorithms and a dash of utopian magic.
Join us in our quest for the perfect sock!
Disclaimer: Socks not actually available for purchase. This is just a utopian fantasy.