Reviews
Utopia's Finest - Where the Food is Always Utopian-tastic!
Bistro-Blob: 5/5 - A hidden gem in the heart of Utopia, this quaint eatery serves up the most tender, juicy, genetically engineered meat-puffs you'll ever taste!
Fancy-Fungi: 4/5 - A trendy spot for fungi connoisseurs, Fancy-Fungi's got a wide variety of exotic species, each one more bewilderingly delicious than the last! Be prepared for a side of existential dread with each serving, though...
Saucy-Salvage: 3/5 - A divey, no-frills spot that'll make you wonder why you even bothered. The service is gruff, the decor is a mishmash of salvaged parts, and the sauce is just plain weird. Still, it's a great place to find a good story...