Infinite Pencils: Because Who Needs a Social Hierarchy When You Have a Pencil Hierarchy?

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Standard Issue Pencil for the Average Utopian
Artisanal Edition: For Those Who Want to Make a Statement (Literally)
Ultra-Luxe Pencil for the Utopian Elite

Side Effects of Infinite Pencils May Include:

Excessive doodling
Existential crises
Increased risk of paper jamming fingers

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