Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly absurd utopian gourmet paradise on the planet!
Here, we serve the finest, most avant-garde, most completely-made-up dishes in the galaxy.
Our chef, the infamous Boris Bland, has crafted a menu that will blow your mind.
Don't miss out on our signature dish: Utopian Soup, a culinary masterpiece that defies the laws of culinary physics and logic.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Utopian Sushi, made with the finest, most exotic, most completely-made-up ingredients in the multiverse.