Utopia-2025 Justice System: Where Crime is Optional
Warning: This system is still in beta. Crime may be possible.
Our revolutionary justice system is designed to be as efficient as possible. We've abolished prisons, replaced police officers with robotic overlords, and introduced a new form of currency based on hugs.
But don't worry, we still have a few kinks to work out. Like the occasional spontaneous combustion of our citizens. Or the mysterious disappearance of the justice minister.