Terms and Conditions
By entering this, the most perfectly imperfect utopia, you agree to our absurdly comprehensive terms and conditions.
We reserve the right to make up new rules as we go along, because, you know, that's just how utopias work.
Section 1: The Unspoken Rules
Don't even think about trying to find a parking spot near the communal toaster. It's a myth. A lie. A cruel joke.
We will occasionally steal your bike to use as a planter for the community garden, but only if you're not using it.
Continue to Section 2: The Unwritten Rules