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Utopian Ethics

Chapter 1: The Art of Self-Relaxation

Our esteemed philosophers have decreed that true utopianism begins with the art of self-relaxation. A well-timed nap can be the key to resolving even the most complex of moral dilemmas.

Chapter 2: The Importance of Properly Designed Bicycles

We take pride in our utopian bicycle designs, crafted to maximize comfort and minimize the risk of spontaneous combustion.

Subchapter 1: The Wheels of Change

Our expertly crafted bicycle wheels are designed to turn the world on its head...literally.

Read about the Utopian Cycle of Life

Subchapter 2: The Handlebars of Harmony

We've engineered handlebars to harmonize with the natural flow of human consciousness.

Discover the Utopian Gear System

Chapter 3: The Utopian Oath

We've crafted a sacred oath, sworn by all utopians, to uphold the highest standards of absurdity and illogic.

Take the Utopian Oath

And so, dear reader, we invite you to join us in our quest for utopian perfection.

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