Utopian Solution 1: Infinite Toaster Repair
Our team of experts have crafted the most intricate, over-engineered solution to the age-old problem of toast not popping up. Using an algorithm that defies the laws of physics, our toaster will never stop working, never burn out, and never require any actual human intervention.
Side effects may include: excessive toaster maintenance, toaster-induced PTSD, and spontaneous combustion of surrounding kitchen items.
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