Q: Why should I live here?
A: Because our robots are 99.9% self-sustaining and won't kill you in your sleep. Probably.
Q: Do the utopians really have a 24 hour taco bar?
A: Oh, yes. But don't even think about asking for guacamole. That's just too extra.
Q: Can I bring my cat? My cat is an emotional support animal?
A: Our AI-powered cat whisperers will take good care of it. But don't even think about bringing your emotional support llama. That's just too much.
Q: Will I be able to afford utopian-utopia?
A: Our economy is based on a complex system of points and rewards. Just don't try to trade your old toasters for credits. We have a toaster black market, but that's not a thing here.
Q: Can I become a utopian-utopian citizen?
A: Just fill out the 47-page application and pay the 47-credit fee. Don't bother asking for a discount, we've got a robot to do that.
Still have more questions? We're getting tired of answering!
Q: Can I leave utopian-utopia now?
A: Oh, you're one of those "I'm a visionary but also a realist" types, huh? Well, we've got a special "I'm a disappointment" package deal just for you. Includes a one-way ticket back to the real world and a complimentary "I told you so" t-shirt.