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Utopian-utopian-utopia's economy is a marvel of innovation and fiscal responsibility. Our GDP has never been higher! (Or has it?)æk
Visit our Budgeting for the Utopian section to learn more about how we've managed to balance our books on nothing but rainbows and sunshine.
Our Unicorn Investment Opportunity is a game-changer! Don't miss out on this chance to invest in a 100% guaranteed-to-fail startup.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Neo-Brutalist Budgeting for the Clueless guide. It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with less choosing and more budgeting.