Utopia-utopians: Where Everyone's a Winner

Here in Utopia-utopians, we're living the dream. Our citizens are all highly educated, highly motivated, and highly caffeinated. We've eliminated poverty, hunger, and conflict – except for the occasional Tuesday.

Our Nation's Achievements:

• Zero crime rate (except for minor paperclip infractions)
• 100% literacy rate (including, but not limited to, the art of pastry making)
• Free healthcare for all, including exotic animal therapy
• Guaranteed 4-week paid vacations for every citizen, every year

But don't just take our word for it:

Visit our world-class tourism attractions:

• Museum of Utopian Excellence – where you can see the world's most perfect specimens of art, science, and engineering
• Park of Perfect Play – where you can experience the thrill of playing perfectly crafted games with perfect strangers
• Restaurant of Utopian Pleasure – where every meal is a taste sensation, every dish a masterpiece