Utopia-utopians: Where Everyone's a Winner
Here in Utopia-utopians, we're living the dream. Our citizens are all highly educated, highly motivated, and highly caffeinated. We've eliminated poverty, hunger, and conflict – except for the occasional Tuesday.
History of Our Great Nation |
Our Thriving Economy |
The Fastest Transportation System in the World
Our Nation's Achievements:
- Zero crime rate (except for minor paperclip infractions)
- 100% literacy rate (including, but not limited to, the art of pastry making)
- Free healthcare for all, including exotic animal therapy
- Guaranteed 4-week paid vacations for every citizen, every year
But don't just take our word for it:
Visit our world-class tourism attractions: