Technique 3: Sticker Ninja

Also known as the "Sticker Whisperer", this technique involves using an arsenal of colorful stickers to distract from the crushing ennui of existence.

Key Principles:

• Develop a keen sense of sticker intuition
• Train in the art of strategic sticker placement
• Be prepared to defend your sticker collection from the haters

For further study, visit the Sticker Guru or the Sticker Sorcery pages.