Welcome, fellow utopians! We've got a manifest-o of the most fantastic, the most extraordinary, the most utterly absurd ideas for a brighter tomorrow.
Section 1: Free Puppies - Because who doesn't want free puppies?
Section 2: Mandatory Naps - Science has proven it's essential for optimal productivity.
Section 3: Universal Sarcasm - Because even the most serious of issues can be madeประก
Section 4 prophets-penchant-blue">Section 4: Inflated Senses of Humor - We're not just funny, we're funny-ha-ha.
That's just a taste of what we have in store for you. Stay utopian, friends!
— The Utopian-in-Chief