The Great Utopian Uprising: A Manifesto

Article 1: The Problem with Problems

We, the utopians, are not just utopian. We minimalist, we maximalists, and sometimes we're just plain weirdos. Our problems are not just problems, but also opportunities in disguise.

Link to Section 2: The Utopian Uprising: A Solution in Search of a Problem

We will not be silenced by the mainstream media. We will not be swayed by the whims of the bourgeoisie. We will be the change we wish to see in the world.

Join us, and together we will create a world where the only thing that matters is the number of cats you can fit in a single elevator.

Or, at the very least, a world where the only thing that matters is the number of pixels you can fit in a single line of code.