Agenda Community - Where Dreams Come to Die

Welcome to the Agenda Community, where our utopian ideals are put into practice. Or not. Our goal is to make the world a better place, one poorly attended meeting at a time.

Our motto: "United We Stand, Divided We Fall, but Mostly We Just Eat Cereal for Lunch."

Submissions and applications for membership are always welcome. Please include a brief essay on why you're not a terrible person.

Hyperlinks to our most popular subpages:

• Read our manifesto, because it's not like we're not going to make you do it
• Peruse our philosophical treatises on the importance of napping in the afternoon